I think I’ve figured out why is that they’re so badly decorated, voting places. Can’t they fix them up a little better? Those voting machines look like bad peep shows. And as you walk in, its so dreary. And people dress so frumpishly when they vote. You don’t have to do that! When you vote next time, wear something skin tight, something low cut, you know? When you’re waiting in line, cruise people. And when you go in that booth and you pull the lever, touch yourself. It really makes it more un-American and more fun.
John Waters on the reason why young people don’t vote