July 2011
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June 2011
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Dear Catalina,
I did a body detox this weekend. I pooped out all the toxins in...
– These are the kinds of notes people write me.
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week 2 of summer vacation
I drink orange juice out of the container when there is barely any left. It’s not going back in the refrigerator so why not?
So today, after I was done finishing the last of the orange juice, I noticed a woman and her four (or, as I would say, too many) children standing and staring at me in the front yard. As I made eye contact with her, she started shaking her head. She was shaking her...
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Jen: Did you see how many people he invited to his party? He doesn't have that many friends.
Me: (dying)
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Possible Party Down Movie →
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I used to encourage everyone I met to make art. I used to think everyone should do it… but, I don’t really do that so much anymore.
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hernia = bad stomach boner
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'Wet Hot American Summer' Prequel Planned, Says... →
“The prequel would be the same summer so they would be 20 years old for the part yeah, but not younger. So it would be 40 year olds playing 16 year olds.”
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Tonight's Double Feature:
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Gio: It is so hot.
Heather: I don't know what's going to happen when it reaches triple digits.
Me: Kill myself.
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I’m watching Mortal Combat on netflix right now because I didn’t want to walk the 20 feet to my living room to get my vhs.
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My sister gave me this as a graduation present:
Look how beautiful it is.
Heather is the most perfect person.
1:00
Mom: What time are you going to get ready?
Me: I don’t know, like 4:20ish?
2:00
Mom: Do you know what you’re going to wear?
Me: Something comfortable, it’s not like anyone is going to see under the robe.
3:00
Mom: Have you already pulled out what clothes you’re going to wear?
Me: No.
3:30
Mom: Are you going to get dressed soon?
Me: It’s only 3:30.
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Me: I just took a four hour nap, ate a burrito, then some ice cream. So great.
Hamdan: Best. Summer. Ever.
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Becket: Honor is a private matter within; it’s an idea, and every man has his own version of it. Henry II: How gracefully you tell your king to mind his own business.
I wish my life consisted of one pulled pork sandwich after another.
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Maury
Her: SHE'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER! SHE'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER! SHE'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER! SHE'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER! SHE IS MY GRAAANNNNNNDDAAAUUUUGGGHHHHTEEEEERRRRRRRR!
Maury: Yes, I know that. We're far more interested in who this child's father is.
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I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!
fabulous design by Chimi
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I have my spanish 2 final tomorrow that I know I’m not going to do well on but instead of studying I’m watching Three’s Company.