July 2011
Listensuicidewatch: Dinosaur Jr. “Just Like Heaven”...
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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Tonight's Feature:
Jul 1st
June 2011
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Jun 30th
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“Dear Catalina, I did a body detox this weekend. I pooped out all the toxins in...”
– These are the kinds of notes people write me.
Jun 29th
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week 2 of summer vacation
I drink orange juice out of the container when there is barely any left. It’s not going back in the refrigerator so why not? So today, after I was done finishing the last of the orange juice, I noticed a woman and her four (or, as I would say, too many) children standing and staring at me in the front yard. As I made eye contact with her, she started shaking her head. She was shaking her...
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jen: Did you see how many people he invited to his party? He doesn't have that many friends.
Me: (dying)
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
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Possible Party Down Movie →
Jun 29th
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Tonight's Feature:
I used to encourage everyone I met to make art. I used to think everyone should do it… but, I don’t really do that so much anymore.
Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
6 notes
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
196 notes
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Jun 26th
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hernia = bad stomach boner
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
218 notes
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'Wet Hot American Summer' Prequel Planned, Says... →
“The prequel would be the same summer so they would be 20 years old for the part yeah, but not younger. So it would be 40 year olds playing 16 year olds.”
Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
128 notes
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Tonight's Double Feature:
Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
Gio: It is so hot.
Heather: I don't know what's going to happen when it reaches triple digits.
Me: Kill myself.
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
2,610 notes
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Jun 20th
128 notes
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I’m watching Mortal Combat on netflix right now because I didn’t want to walk the 20 feet to my living room to get my vhs. 
Jun 20th
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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My sister gave me this as a graduation present: Look how beautiful it is. Heather is the most perfect person.
Jun 18th
1:00 Mom: What time are you going to get ready? Me: I don’t know, like 4:20ish? 2:00 Mom: Do you know what you’re going to wear? Me: Something comfortable, it’s not like anyone is going to see under the robe. 3:00 Mom: Have you already pulled out what clothes you’re going to wear? Me: No. 3:30 Mom: Are you going to get dressed soon? Me: It’s only 3:30. ...
Jun 18th
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Jun 17th
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Me: I just took a four hour nap, ate a burrito, then some ice cream. So great.
Hamdan: Best. Summer. Ever.
Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
5,793 notes
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Jun 16th
31 notes
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Jun 16th
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Tonight's Feature:
Becket: Honor is a private matter within; it’s an idea, and every man has his own version of it.  Henry II: How gracefully you tell your king to mind his own business.
Jun 16th
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I wish my life consisted of one pulled pork sandwich after another.
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Maury
Her: SHE'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER! SHE'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER! SHE'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER! SHE'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER! SHE IS MY GRAAANNNNNNDDAAAUUUUGGGHHHHTEEEEERRRRRRRR!
Maury: Yes, I know that. We're far more interested in who this child's father is.
Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
27 notes
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Tonight's Feature:
I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON! fabulous design by Chimi
Jun 15th
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I have my spanish 2 final tomorrow that I know I’m not going to do well on but instead of studying I’m watching Three’s Company.
Jun 15th