February 2011
Her: What are you doing?
Me: Watching Hamlet.
Her: Which one?
Me: The one with Doctor Who and Captain Picard.
Her: Which Doctor?
Me: Tennant.
Her: Oooh, how's it going?
Me: Lady boner.
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January 2011
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“I really don’t think Jersey Shore is ruining America. Nor do I think they’re the...”
– :’) (via maaaaatthew)
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Tonight's Feature:
You mean I can’t shoot whoever I want to?
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Watchiamdonald:
Sleigh Bells - “Rill Rill”
My dude Jon Watts directed this video.
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history class
Him: What's a labia?
Professor: Those are the lips of a vagina, and with that we'll pick up our discussion on social darwinism tomorrow.
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iamdonald:
Sleigh Bells - Tell ‘Em (Diplo...
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Tonight's Feature:
Justice? What do you care about justice? You don’t even care whether you’ve got the right men or not. All you know is you’ve lost something and somebody’s got to be punished.
Dad: So you don't know where you're going tomorrow?
Me: No, I just know it's supposed to be somewhere along the San Andreas fault where it's freezing.
Dad: Doesn't it bother you that you don't know where you're going to be for almost 8 hours?
Me: Not at all because this way I can call it and "adventure" instead of just a "class field trip." I'm excited just thinking about it.
my neighbor has had Sean Paul’s Temperature on loop for the past two hours
so there’s that
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“Oh, I never grade exams sober. Not my style.”
– my natural disasters professor
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One day, Morris Day and Jerome are taking a...
maaaaatthew:
Then, they hear a shrill voice.
“MORRIS DAY!”
Can’t she see that the gentlemen are in the middle of a business meeting?
She waited up all NIGHT for him. Who the FUCK does he think he is? Standing up someone with that hair and that jewelry and those nails?
So he does what any normal man would do. He asks Jerome to throw her into the dumpster. Actually, all he has to say is,...
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"Money Can Buy Happiness - As If" by Woody Allen →
nevermindthebolex:
His latest piece in the New Yorker.
Take time to read this and revel in the genius that is Woody Allen.
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So Little Joy is putting together another album. Another album means more shows. More shows in LA. Where I live relatively close to. I’m already saving money.
“So what’s the latest on Little Joy? We’re getting together with our producer—Noah Georgeson, who is like a fourth member of our band—and we’re going to start recording our new album in the next couple of weeks. We have a...
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So Little Joy is putting together another album. Another album means more shows. More shows in LA. Where I live relatively close to. I’m already saving money.
“So what’s the latest on Little Joy? We’re getting together with our producer—Noah Georgeson, who is like a fourth member of our band—and we’re going to start recording our new album in the next couple of weeks. We have a...
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What do Jen and I talk about at 11pm (for me) and 2am(ish for her) when she’s a little drunk?
1. How awful Dawn (such a screechy/thieving harpy orb) and Tara (mumbly/awful fashions who was not Oz) were on Buffy.
2. I should move to Michigan so we can have Star Wars/Indiana Jones parties everyday.
3. “Catie. Catie. They deliver food to your door here. All the food. They deliver it....
