May 2010
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May 1st
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Boss: Hey Catie.
Me: Hi, how are you today?
Boss: Pretty good. Your paycheck is in the workroom.
Me: STEVE HOLT!
Me: (a few minutes later) OH COME ON!
Boss: Not a lot of money?
Me: No. I'm really getting sick of this.
Boss: Do you want to schedule a day to resign?
Me: Yes.
Boss: Lets do it right when things start to get busy. So three weeks or so.
Me: STEVE HOLT!
Boss: You know, I didn't thank you for letting me borrow your Arrested Development dvds, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
Me: God I'm going to miss you as a manager. You are a wonderful person.
May 1st
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Tonight's Double Feature:
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April 2010
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Tonight's Double Feature:
Although I quite like Audrey Hepburn, I chose these films solely for Peter O’Toole and Cary Grant.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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“[A] condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It’ll...”
– Pat Robertson on Gay Days at Disney (via danhollister) AND POSSIBLY A METEOR
Apr 29th
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“Man boobs. What are they and where do they come from?”
– This is probably one of my favorite lines from Summer Heights High.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Reno 911!
Dangle: Hey Terry, Sherrifs Department!
Terry: Hey Guys!
Dangle: Heyy.
Terry: Whats goin down?
Dangle: Well, I'll tell ya whats goin down Terry, You know that they've installed a camera right here at this redlight here.
Terry: Oh My god!
Dangle: Yeah, and it takes a picture whenever someone runs a redlight.
Terry: Oh wow that's awesome, It's like the future.
Dangle: It is awesome.
Junior: So you know why we're here?
Terry: Why was there a fire?
Dangle: You've been chargin' three bucks, you run up when the car is at a red light, and you give a H.J. during the redlight.
Terry: Oh my god, that sounds, that's not something that I would ever do.
Junior: Except we've got about...
Dangle: We got about 38 photos of you and that's only last night.
Terry: Well, I can see how you would think that, But I sell... oranges.
Junior: You sell oranges?
Dangle: You sell oranges?
Terry: Mmhm!
Dangle: I'll take some.
Junior: Yeah, I'd like some too.
Terry: I've sold out, I've sold out of my oranges... I run out and people are like Beep Beep, I go okay, and say you're driving and I just put it in their laps.
Dangle: Well...
Junior: I dont know about that.
Dangle: Come on Terry.
Terry: I cant, I have to call my girlfriend... listen I don't even know what you're talking about. [Begins tugging Terry away on his roller skates]
Junior: We're talking about you giving hand jobs at three bucks a pop at this redlight up here that's what we're talking about.
Terry: Okay okay, a hand job is still a job okay?
Dangle: Come on easy does it, Xanadu it right into the car.
Terry: You Xana Don't it!
Dangle: Did he just say "Xana Don't it?"
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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My film class watched Silence of the Lambs on...
Usually everyone is pretty quiet during the viewing, but not this time: “Haha Hannibal the Cannibal.” “Wait, what?” “How do you make a woman suit?” “Oh thats how.” “What the fuck?” “HE CUT OFF HIS FACE!” “DONT GO IN THERE!” “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” My only reactions: “I hope that...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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I came home early from lab today so I would have...
Since I’ve gotten home I’ve managed to eat dinner and watch Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. Now I’m probably going to watch Love and Death. I would say I’ve just wasted the past few hours, but we both know thats not a true statement.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Jon Hamm is presenting Tootsie at The Cinefamily →
This is important.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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I've been kind of sort of looking for a new job,...
Then I thought: The library! Why don’t I apply at the library? I love it there! It smells good there, I’d get to organize books, and the people that work there (except for some of the bitchy librarian folk) are pretty nice. This would be a great and legit job for me to have! Double plus bonus: If I get this job then I wouldn’t have to take summer courses, and AND it’s...
Apr 26th
I had the best dream last night.
It involved me in a file room and my iPod. I was so happy. Ridiculously happy. Dancing, singing (both badly, because this turned out to be a dream with a pretty accurate representation of my lack of abilities) and filing. Everything was in alphabetical and chronological order as far as my eye could see and there was music playing in the background. It was so beautiful. Just thinking about it...
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
Is it sad that when I saw all the Buffy seasons...
It’s not? Really? I know! It is a great show that deserves to be rewatched! Aw, thanks guys!
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
Driving home with my friend is dangerous because...
Doesn’t sound that bad right? But here’s the thing about us: we both wheeze and close our eyes when we laugh. So as we’re making our way through downtown Pomona (where everyone seemed to be tonight, in the middle of the gd road), we are desperately trying to regain our breath and keep our eyes open so we can see where exactly we are going. Tonight’s topic of conversation...
Apr 24th