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There should be a holiday for the first person that looked at a piece of cake
and thought “No. No, this will not do!” and then invented icing.
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dvdp:
The Milky Way and Storms over Africa
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Otters Chasing A Butterfly
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Literally me.
It really didn’t go as bad as it could have.
(via ranga-sauce)
- Mom: (standing over me in the bathroom) And the first thing you did after getting over the flu was eating a bunch of cookies. You hadn't eaten anything but crackers for 3 days and you thought a handful of cookies was a good idea. How does your stomach feel now?
- Me: (sitting by the toilet) Like I want to die, but at least it will be by my own hand.
- Mom: And that's fine with you?
- Me: Yes.
Eagles of Death Metal: Bad Dream Mama
Once in Corvette’s department store I was stealing records and I saw the store detective see me, so I put them back, but she didn’t see me put them back and I got outside and was arrested and I sued and got $3000. I remember my parents were so furious that summer and said, “Well are you going to get a summer job?” and I said, “I won a lawsuit, I don’t need to work.”
Got my issue of Gutter Prints in the mail today along with a valentine card from my Grandpa (totally not sad).
- Dad: (walking into room) Are you watching Nine to Five?
- Me: Yeah.
- Dad: (sits down)
The Libertines: Can’t Stand Me Now (demo)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Siouxsie & The Banshees “Helter Skelter” (Beatles cover)
“Well you may be a lover, but you ain’t no fucking dancer.”
Robotic dinosaurs are a quintessential part of Asian culture. When I marry, one will act as my dowry.
I can already picture your wedding day.
and that dried up ten year ago
I went to an Asian Expo at the fairplex by my house recently and I have to say that of all the things I saw (and smelled) that were supposed to exemplify Asian culture, the robotic dinosaurs were probably the best.
